Beware Templeton Taxpayers

We are going into a fictitious story to try to make it easier for us taxpayers to except the brunt of the impact you are going to get with the million dollar short fall in Templeton. For example Pauly Sr. went to a specialist with the name of Jerry. The specialist after examination said my left leg must be removed. I said Doc Jerry - how much is this  going to cost, He said - how much do you have. I said - not much. Dr Jerry said that will cover it (other words everything I have) I decided to get a second opinion. I then consulted a Dr Obrien. He informed me that he reviewed my previous exam with Dr Jerry. Dr Obrien said Dr Jerry is wrong. Both legs must come off. I said jc I don't have any more money. Dr Obrien said - thats ok, just get out of Templeton and shut up! I decided  to get a 3rd opinion by a team of doctors (3) Julie, Mitchell and Bennett. They said - we reviewed you previous examinations, we cannot charge you for this office visit, because this is an ethical issue. In all honesty you do not have to have both your legs removed. you have a ingrown hair on your butt. so just walk to the pharmacy and get the medicine we prescribe and continue your quest in Templeton. and all your socalled sicknesses will eventually be addressed. please give your medicare card to the receptionist