THE LITTLE EXPERIMENT

 THE LITTLE EXPERIMENT

I played a little experiment on my grandchildren who live with me. My granddaughter is 12 and my grandson is 10.
One day during the RNC, I was watching and my grandson walked through the living room while Trump was speaking. He said, "I hate Trump." I was shocked. I said, "Why do you hate Trump?" He said, "Everyone hates Trump." I asked, "Who?" He gave me the name of one of his friends. I said, "Oh really. Why does he hate Trump?" He said, "Trump took his house." I told him, "The president doesn't take houses." He said, "Well he took my friends. I saw it." I let it go then but decided to do a little experiment.

The next day I sat him and his sister down. I asked if they were Republican or Democrat. My Granddaughter said Republican. The little Trump hater didn't even know what I was talking about. I said, "You told me you hated Trump so you must be a Democrat because Trump is a Republican." He agreed with that. I told him he better be sure because he had to be a Democrat for four years if that's what he chooses. He agreed.

I told them I had some work for them to do and I would pay them. Their job was to pick up sticks in the yard for 10 dollars, but I would pay him as a Democrat and her as a Republican. They cleaned up the yard both working really hard because they were getting paid. When I paid them, I gave her $8.00 and him $6.50. He said, "Hey, why does she get more than me?" I told him, "You're a Democrat your taxes are more." He said, "I want to be a Republican." I told him, "Remember what I said. If you decide to be a Democrat you'll have to be one for four years. You'll be 14 before you can change." He wasn't happy with that answer but didn't argue.

The next day I sent them out to do another job. When they finished I paid her $8.00 and him $5.50. Again, he complained because he got less than the day before. I said "Your Democrat party just made everyone buy medical insurance so you have more coming out of your check. But Trump wants to fix that."

The third day, I sent them out to do another job. Again, I gave her $8.00 and gave him $4.50. He just glared at me across the table. I said "Oh I'm sorry were you expecting more? Well, your Democrat party decided that Jose needs a new pair of Nike's." His mouth flew open and he said, "Who the heck is Jose?" "He's an immigrant from Mexico, and since he doesn't have a job, you'll have that much taken out of your check every day until he finds one and can take care of himself."

Day four and I'm loving this experiment. Once again, I give them work and give her $8.00 and him $4.00. Being the little smart ass that he is he said, "Let me guess Jose needed a new shirt." I replied, "No, your Democrat city was burned and looted by Democrat thugs and you're going to have to pay for it until the city is rebuilt. You see, the Democrats don't believe in law and order and want to defund the police so no one was there to stop the thugs."

Day five final day of torture. He wasn't too happy this day. The longer he worked the less he got paid. He sat down at the kitchen bar all grumpy and his sister was all smiling. He said, "So what do we have to do today?" I answered, "Your sister is going to water the flower beds but you lost your job." He said, "What? I can't make any money today?" I told him, "I'm sorry but Jose needed a job, and since he is willing to work for less, I'm going to have to let you go. It may be a long time before you find another job because your Democrat party just let another bunch of immigrants into the country and they will all be looking for jobs. However, if you would be willing to work for $2.00 I can keep you." He stormed out of the kitchen and said, "It sucks being a Democrat." I yelled after him, "That's why the smart people all vote for Trump.