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Impeachment can be confusing. But The Babylon Bee is here with an
explainer so you will know how the process works and what it takes for
Dems to snap their fingers together and make Trump disappear in a cloud
of dust.
What is impeachment?
It's the official, constitutional method for screaming at the sky because Trump is president.
Why is Trump being impeached?
Trump
has committed some very serious offenses, from not being a Democrat to
being a Republican. He also won the 2016 election, which rises to the
level of high crimes and misdemeanors. He also restored the celebration
of Christmas after eight years of winter with no Christmas under Obama.
This drove Dems up a wall so they drummed up some charges against him.
Why didn't Democrats include any criminal offenses in the articles of impeachment?
There
were just so many of them, it was hard to pick one. So, instead of
laying out actually impeachable offenses, the Democrats summarized it
all with two main articles of impeachment: 1.) Trump is president. 2.)
TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.
What does it take to remove the president from office?
Faith, trust, and pixie dust.
Will Trump be removed from office?
Lol.
If we believe in ourselves and try hard, and Trump is removed, Hillary Clinton becomes president, right?
Actually, Mike Pence would become president, basically making the United States into a Handmaid's Tale-style dystopia.
What happens if Trump is impeached in the House but acquitted in the Senate?
Democrats don't get the big prize, but they each get a complimentary copy of Impeachment: The Board Game.
Once the House votes to officially impeach President Trump, what happens next?
Trump wins the 2020 election.
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